Ten Words For Snow

Read this:

It's an excellent article about present day rap music's numerous deficiencies. I can't believe how inane the message has become. I've just learned to tune out the lyrics and accept that the producers really make the songs nowadays. And you know what a sucker I am for a FAT beat.

Not Da Father, Yo!

This is vintage fare from one of America's finest entertainment giants, Maury Povich. His male guest, as you'll notice in this clip, is extremely pleased to discover he's not the father of the female guest's child.

Please Find an Independent Hardware Store

Do America a favor and find an independent hardware store. The Home Depots and Lowes of the world are doing everything they can to crush small business and swallow every last inch of your credit/savings/equity. I'm no hippie, but I recognize slimy monoliths when I see them.

Both Home Depot and Lowes were kind enough to crap out new properties at the end of my street. RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. I crap you negative (props Krug). And somebody was vile enough to excrete a Starbucks in the unused 1000 sq ft. in front of the home improvement armada. F them and their obnoxious overpopulation. Keep Joe's Corner Hardware open and relevant. Support the little guy. It's a relevant, effective way to exercise your rights.

King Crimson - Indiscipline

Performance of the song Indiscipline. Slint wishes they had this kinda moxy.

The First Google Bomb

Here's a story about a few dudes that outsmarted Google.

TWFS gots the shines on

Sweet new logo courtesy of my brother Scotty. We FLOSSIN', playa!

Heart - Magic Man

Great song. Check the giant gong and the majestic lead guitarist.

We bang screw music

Grab some Lean (any codeine and promethazine-laden cough syrup will do), get comfy, and familiarize yourself with music that gets screwed and chopped.. Some fun innovation in rap...